I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
she peed on how many people?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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