Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
my being single is dangerous.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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