your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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