I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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