Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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