im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
FUCK WHALES
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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