just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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