Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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