Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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