Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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