No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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