I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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