Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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