You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have already put on my inside pants.
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