I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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