thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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