Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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