We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
