The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
