every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
if i died would you start the facebook group?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
