Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
