My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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