fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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