that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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