So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
vagina is talking i cant
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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