As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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