Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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