ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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