Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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