just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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