Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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