Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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