You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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