Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
