John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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