he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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