she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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