why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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