This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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