After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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