brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
