Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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