lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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