I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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