No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I love you. Go after that dick
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
