So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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