Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
