Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
