Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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