I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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