You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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