My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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