so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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