I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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