Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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