I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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