he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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